Paka Indian Hone Ke Funny Lakshan Joke

Indian Hone Ke Lakshan

1. होटल में खाने के बाद मुट्ठी भर सौंफ खाना।
2. हवाई यात्रा के बाद बैग से टैग नहीं उतारना।
3. सब्जी लेने के बाद मुफ़्त धनिये की मांग करना।
4. दीवाली पर मिले गिफ्ट को रिश्तेदार को सरका देना।
5. छह साल के बच्चे को 3 साल का बता कर आधा टिकट लेना।
6. रिमोट से लेकर मोबाइल तक का पीठ ठोंक कर चलाना।
7. शादी के कार्ड से गणेश जी उतारकर फ्रिज पर चिपकाना।
8. मोलभाव करते वक्त पिछली दुकान का हवाला देना।
9. गोलगप्पे खाने के बाद मुफ़्त में सुखी पापड़ी की जिद करना।
10. नई कार लेने के बाद छह महीने तक सीट की पन्नी नहीं उतारना….!!! 🙂

Awesome India… Awesome People…!!!

Funny Jokes on Police and Patni in Hindi

पुलिस और पत्नी में 12 समानताएं :-

1. ना इनकी दोस्ती अच्छी और ना ही दुश्मनी….!!!!

2. इनसे बनाकर रखना,
मजबूरी है।

3. इनका मूड पता ही नहीं चलता,
कब बिगड़ जाए……।

4. अगर वे प्यार से बात करें तो
अलर्ट हो जाएं।

5. दोनों ही खतरनाक धमकी देते हैं…..।

6. इनसे बहस में जीतना मुश्किल ही नहीं,
नामुमकिन है।

7. ये पिछला हिसाब याद रखते हैं।

8. अपने राज कभी नहीं खोलते।

9. इनको जबर्दस्ती तारीफ चाहिए……।

10. सुन भले ही आपकी लें पर करेंगे
अपने मन की ही।

11. दोनों ही रौब से काम लेते हैं।

12. इनकी नजर हमेशा आपकी
जेब पर रहती है।

सूचना जनहित में जारी…..!!!! 🙂

Whatsapp Funny Friend Status in Hindi

दोस्तों के WhatsApp स्टेटस
मैसेजेस:-

1st: एक मित्र का सात दिनों से स्टेटस है :-‘Driving’
मेरे ख्याल से वो अब तक अफ़ग़ानिस्तान तो पहुँच ही गया होगा…

2nd: एक मित्र का छः महीने से स्टेटस है :- “Sleeping”
मुझे शक है ये नम्बर ‘कुम्भकर्ण’ का तो नहीं ???

3rd: एक मित्र का स्टेटस है:- ‘Urgent Calls Only’
मुझे लगता है वो पुलिस, एम्बुलेन्स या फायर ब्रिगेड में काम करता होगा।

4th. एक मित्र का हमेशा स्टेटस होता है :- “Available”
कितना ठल्ला है भाई, कोई काम धन्धा क्यों नहीं करता…..???

5th. एक मित्र का एक लम्बे अर्से से स्टेटस है :- “Happy”
लगता है ये बन्दा जन्नत में सेटल हो गया है….।

6th. कई मित्रों का स्टेटस है : “Hey there! I am using Whatsapp”
अमाँ मियाँ, Whatsapp यूज़ कर रहे हो तभी तो मेरी Whatsapp लिस्ट में हो….!!!!

Ultimate Line For Your Whatsapp Status

1) – I DID NOT ATTEND HIS FUNERAL, BUT I SENT A CUTE LETTER TO SAYING I APPROVED OF IT.
2) – ACCEPT WHO ARE YOU. UNLESS YOU ARE A SERIAL KILLER.
3) – THEY LOVE THEIR HAIR BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO LOVE SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING.
4) – A LIE GETS HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD BEFORE THE TRUTH HAS A CHANCE TO GET IT’S PANTS ON.
5) – IF A BOOK ABOUT FAILURES DOES NOT SELL, IS IT A SUCCESS
6) – A WORD TO THE WISE AIN’T NECESSARY, IT IS THE STUPID ONES WHO NEED ADVICE!
7) – THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT THE AMERICAN DREAM BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE ASLEEP TO BELIEVE IT.
8) – IF YOU ARE TOO OPEN-MINDED, YOUR BRAINS WILL FALL OUT.
9) – AFTER GETTING DRUNK, BACHELOR OF TECHNOLOGY TURNS INTO MASTER OF PHILOSOPHY.
10) – WHEN YOU CAN NOT MARRY YOUR LOVER, MARRY THE ONE WHO IS RICHEST !!!!
11) – A WOMEN SAYING I AM NOT MAD AT YOU IS LIKE A DENTIST SAYING YOU WILL NOT FEEL A THING.
12) – DO NOT DRINK AND PARK – ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE
13) – I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS AND I AM A VEGETARIAN BECAUSE I HATE PLANTS.
14) – A WOMAN BROKE UP WITH ME AND SENT ME PICTURES OF HER AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN BED TOGETHER. SOLUTION?? I SENT THEM TO HER DAD.
15) – DO NOT TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY. YOU WILL NEVER GET OUT OF IT ALIVE.
16) – PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE A GREAT ANNOYANCE TO THOSE OF US WHO DO.
17) – I MAY BE DRUNK, MISS, BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER AND YOU WILL STILL BE UGLY.
18) – BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES.
19) – IF YOU COULD KICK THE PERSON IN THE PANTS RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR TROUBLE, YOU WOULD NOT SIT FOR A MONTH.
20) – GO TO HEAVEN FOR THE CLIMATE, HELL FOR THE COMPANY.
21) – I HAVE HAD A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL EVENING, BUT THIS WASN’T IT.
22) – 90% OF BOYS HAVE GIRLFRIENDS. REST 10% ARE HAVING BRAIN.
23) – NEVER STEAL! THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.
24) – IF YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE THEM SO CONFUSE THEM.
25) – AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH YOU.
26) – SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
27) – LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT’S WHY PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL THEY SPEAK.
28) – DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?
29) – LIFE IS SHORT…SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.
30) – DOING NOTHING IS VERY HARD THING TO DO…YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO FINISH.
31) – THIS DOG, IS DOG, A DOG, CUTE DOG, WAY DOG, NEW DOG, KEEP DOG, AN DOG, IDIOT DOG, LAZY DOG, FOR DOG, 20 DOG, SECONDS DOG! NOW READ WITHOUT THE WORD DOG.
32) – WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.
33) – EVERYBODY WISHES THEY COULD GO TO HEAVEN BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE.
34) – THE ONLY TIME SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK IS IN DICTIONARY.
35) – NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT THEY’LL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU THROUGH EXPERIENCE.
36) – A LIE IS JUST A GREAT STORY RUINED BY TRUTH.
37) – WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS IF THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER?
38) – SOMETIMES THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED IS LESS TRAVELED FOR A REASON.
39) – LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL THEY SPEAK.
40) – WE MEN WANT THE SAME THING FROM WOMEN THAT WE WANT FROM UNDERWEAR. SOME SUPPORT AND SOME FREEDOM.
41) – DO NOT HIT KIDS! NO, SERIOUSLY, NOW THEY HAVE GUNS.
42) – A BOOK-STORE IS ONLY PIECES OF EVIDENCE WE HAVE THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL THINKING.
43) – DON’T KNOCK ON DEATH’S DOOR. HIT THE DOORBELL AND RUN. HE HATES THAT.
44) – IF I’VE LEARNT ANYTHING FROM MAYANS THEN IT’S THAT. NOT FINISHING A PROJECT IS NOT THE END OF WORLD.
45) – LIFE IS LIKE A HOT BATH. IT FEELS GOOD WHILE YOU’RE IN IT, BUT THE LONGER YOU STAY IN, THE MORE WRINKLED YOU GET.
46) – I AM JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
47) – AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE FORGET THE FRUIT.
48) – WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED.
49) – IF YOU CAN NOT GET SOMEONE OUT OF YOUR HEAD, THEN MAYBE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
50) – WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE. DO NOT SWIPE LEFT. DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT. JUST LOOK.
51) – I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE. BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME!
52) – HEY, YOU’RE READING MY STATUS AGAIN?
53) – I RAN INTO MY EX TODAY. PUT IT IN REVERSE AND DID IT AGAIN!!!
54) – I HAD TO TAKE SICK DAY. I’M SICK OF THOSE PEOPLES.
55) – I STILL MISS MY EX-BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
56) – DO YOU EVER JUST LIE ON KNEES AND THANK GOD THAT YOU KNOW ME AND MY INTELLIGENCE?
57) – ALL GUYS HATE THE WORDS DON’T AND STOP UNLESS THEY’RE PUT TOGETHER.
58) – I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY?
59) – NEVER JUDGE SOMEONE UNTIL YOU WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. BY THAT TIME, THEY’LL BE A MILE AWAY AND BAREFOOT.
60) – EVERYBODY IS SO HAPPY. I HATE THAT.
61) – DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE OR YOU MIGHT SPILL THE DRINK.
62) – SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AT ENGINEERING (OR MEDICAL). I HAVE.
63) – SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.
64) – DON’T GET A MAN\(WOMAN), GET A DOG. THEY ARE LOYAL AND THEY DIE SOONER.
65) – DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF AS AN UGLY PERSON, THINK OF YOURSELF AS A BEAUTIFUL MONKEY…. IT ALWAYS GETS LAUGHS!
66) – WHEN IT’S YOU AGAINST ME, YOU EITHER WIN OR YOU DIE!!!
67) – TUM KISI OR SE ISHQ KRLO HAME SUDHARNE ME THORA TIME LAGEGA
68) – IN VICTORY, YOU DESERVE CHAMPAGNE. IN DEFEAT YOU NEED IT.
69) – I AM AN EXCELLENT HOUSEKEEPER. EVERY TIME I GET DIVORCE I KEEP THE HOUSE
70) – A BLACK CAT PASSING BY THE CROSSROAD CAN STOP THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHAT A RED LIGHT ON TRAFFIC SIGNAL HAS FAILED TO DO FOR LONG TIME !!
71) – LIFE IS SHORT SO EAT FAST !!
72) – CONGRATULATIONS!!MY TALLEST FINGER WANT TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION.
73) – I WISH MY BOOK OF LIFE WAS WRITTEN IN PENCIL … THERE ARE A FEW PAGES I WOULD LIKE TO ERASE.
74) – IT’S AMAZING THAT THE AMOUNT OF NEWS THAT HAPPENS IN THE WORLD EACH DAY FIT EXACTLY THE LENGTH OF NEWSPAPER.
75) – WHY DO STORES THAT ARE OPEN 24X7 HAVE LOCKS ON THEIR DOORS?
76) – WARNING! I KNOW BOXING AND SOME OTHER WORDS!
77) – IT’S EASIER FOR ASK TO FORGIVENESS THAN IT IS TO ASK FOR PERMISSION.
78) – DO NOT TAKE LIFE VERY SERIOUSLY, YOU WILL NOT GET OUT OF IT ALIVE.
79) – IF COMMON SENSE IS COMMON SO WHY IS THERE MANY PEOPLE WITH OUT IT?
80) – MY =LAST SEEN AT= WAS TO CHECK YOUR =LAST SEEN AT=.
81) – WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT THEN GO LEFT.
82) – MY MIND IS LIKE LIGHTING, ONE BRILLIANT FLASH THAT THEN IT’S GONE.
83) – WHENEVER I FIND THE SUCCESS KEY, SOMEONE CHANGES THE LOCK.
84) – NEVER GO TO BED FOR SLEEP. JUST STAY UP AND FIGHT.
85) – IT IS NOT TRUE, I HAD NOTHING ON. I HAD JUST THE RADIO ON.